Sunday, July 1, 2012

Whats with lazy selfish mothers these days? They have all this time to paint their nails twice a day but at 2 their kids can't talk, they still suck on pacifiers and they still don't know how to use the toilet. I have always said that if you can teach a dog or cat to crap in one spot you can teach a human brain to not shit their pants. But it requires work, a lot easier to change diapers i guess. Mine were potty trained at 18 and 17 months respectively. It would probably be too much work for these mothers to get their asses off their computers and talk to their kids so they can learn to talk. Or read and write. Yuck.